didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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