He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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