Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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