Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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