Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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