You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She needs sedatives and a leash
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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