spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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