God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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