WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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