There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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