dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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