I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
