Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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