playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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