super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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