Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just high enough for therapy.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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