Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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