Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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