Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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