No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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