Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize
