I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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