im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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