Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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