OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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