we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
