That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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