Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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