what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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