Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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