If i come over, it means nothing
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
