Fine. I'll sleep in my office
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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