What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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