just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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