There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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