he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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