Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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