if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
