Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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