this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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