are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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