ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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