Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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