she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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