would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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