ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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