Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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