i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I want to fling myself into the sun
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