Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
