Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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