Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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