He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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