Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Already got asked if we're dating
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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